Transportation: Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone...

By StinkyandStupid - 15/03/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

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By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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By thecarisfine - 14/03/2015 04:27 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

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By wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

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Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By SuperSleuth - 07/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Miami

Today, right before my hubby got home and walked into the bedroom, I farted. The smell was so bad that he thought he'd stepped in shit and to looked at the bottom of his shoes for dog poop. I laughed so hard, but with a horrified look he asked, "How"? He says I've got to see a doctor. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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Chemical warfare

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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Thursday 15 March 2012 23:02

I hit YDI after reading the first sentence.

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:03

"hello?" "awh what's that smell?!?!?" click.

Comments

Kingbreezy04 10

Friday 16 March 2012 2:22

Hahahaha at #12

shrimpygymnast 9

Friday 16 March 2012 2:42

shouldnt be calling and driving in the first place...

onorexveritas 23

Friday 16 March 2012 3:31

@TorturedXeno o.o you are soooo beautiful

PistolWhiper93 0

Friday 16 March 2012 3:42

Go read a manual, I'm pretty sure it doesn't have a section on a the phone were it can send smells YDI.

dtemple1110 6

Friday 16 March 2012 3:58

Wait, you're married to this guy, yet the thought of him knowing you farted makes you panic?

spacemanspiff78 7

Friday 16 March 2012 4:06

knowing is half the battle

sallykwonnnnn 0

Friday 16 March 2012 4:13

kind of sad that you don't even feel comfortable enough to fart around your own husband...

oarisimo 4

Friday 16 March 2012 4:17

Ha. Well at least you're aware of it.

chengy4191 7

Friday 16 March 2012 4:38

Of course ur an idiot it is illegal and very dangerous to talk on the phone and drive I'm sure it could've waited till u got home asshole -_-

idntwannaknow 3

Friday 16 March 2012 4:41

Everyone has those moments. One time I realized my friend left his phone at my house, so I called his phone to tell him. It began to ring from right next to me. XP