Transportation: Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone...

By StinkyandStupid - 15/03/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

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By wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

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By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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Thursday 15 March 2012 23:02

I hit YDI after reading the first sentence.

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:03

"hello?" "awh what's that smell?!?!?" click.

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spaffler 2

Friday 16 March 2012 0:10

It's legal to use the phone in plenty of states Get off OPs figurative dick. But ydi for not bein comfortable farting around your husband

kh_khedoyan 4

Friday 16 March 2012 0:14

Farting is a normal thing!!! Everyone farts even I did while I wrote this comment

failgamer 7

Friday 16 March 2012 0:15

It takes a higher level of education to get to this point

CL3V3RGURL 9

Friday 16 March 2012 1:14

Well... Maybe you need to see a doctor or therapist about self consciousness. :/ It'll be okay..

Bored_18 3

Friday 16 March 2012 1:20

Actually, studies have shown that talking while using a bluetooth or not while you drive does not make a difference. Also, someone in the car with you can warn you of incoming danger while someone you are talking on the phone cannot.

Bored_18 3

Friday 16 March 2012 1:22

Talking on the phone with Bluetooth or without will use the same cognitive load in your brain. It's not that your hands are busy, but that you are using part of your cognitive load to pay attention to the conversation while you drive, so your response time will impacted by it.

Bored_18 3

Friday 16 March 2012 1:30

You can look up on NYTimes - U.S. Withheld data on risks of distracted driving and also look up Strayer's and Johnston's (2001) Lab Experiment about stimulated driving task.

badactor009 0

Friday 16 March 2012 1:23

You said it... Idiot. A smelly idiot.

GhostDuck 30

Friday 16 March 2012 1:45

As son as I read the first sentence, I voted YDI. If you're stupid enough to use your phone while driving, you're definitely stupid enough to think someone can smell something through a phone. Don't even let me start on how dangerous doing that is... C'mon, bite me. I know. I'll get a lot of bullshit for saying that...

black6 1

Friday 16 March 2012 2:15

Could have been worse

wes04ram1500 6

Friday 16 March 2012 2:19

I would say you are an idiot, but by some miracle of god you seemed to have figured that out already. Now the key is, can you learn from it? Or will you continue to do idiotic things?