By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
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maskedman 9

wow. was there penetration or was it like softcore ****?

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daydreamstar 7

fork blood stabby way powers! activate!

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vampyre_girly 0

Except for me. I sure don't want to be a vampyre and if you read the book "Marked" you'll see they spell it with a y. I can spell it however I want anyways.

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bored1558 0

why did you have your fork facing up

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nadsm 0

i just want to know what the noodles had to do with the FML? wasn't the FML that you stabbed yourself in the face with your fork?

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wolfpackchick10 0

THANK YOU!! I was wondering the same thing.

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AngryNinja 1

snicks, i declare this thing called a 'win'.

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cam007_fml 0

Marked ******* sucked vampyre.

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Dappled_dag 3

Since when did people start eating soup with a fork?

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Intoxicunt 5

I eat ramen with a fork. It's easier to get the noodles with, and then I just drink the liquid.

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Starfire22 5

yea, same here! Eating Ramen with a fork is so much easier!

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nadsm 0

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ramen

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vampyre_girly 0

I know. A lot of people at school were reading it so I read it. Total waste of 10 bucks :( *sigh*

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AngryNinja 1

-.- damn these bugs. stop moving my comments. D:

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