Miscellaneous: Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my...

By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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You deserved it 90 179

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00 - Taiwan - Taichung

Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 171

You deserved it 1 986

By greatstartto2010 - 03/01/2010 00:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 611

You deserved it 2 548

By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 484

You deserved it 59 479

By BrokeAndHungry - 24/07/2016 17:05 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 143

You deserved it 4 341

By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 805

You deserved it 3 899

By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 830

You deserved it 6 534

By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 352

You deserved it 2 072

By ElemTeacher - 02/01/2018 15:00

Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 736

You deserved it 267

By anonynomi - 19/11/2015 17:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 043

You deserved it 1 607

By FUCK A FUCKING DUCK - 23/11/2012 17:20 - Bahamas - Nassau

Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 075

You deserved it 2 863

NeatNit 32

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

You can't not deserve this.

Stalkers 0

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

It's called a display case for a reason.

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gracebbroo 5

Monday 21 November 2011 1:05

Bumderrrr.

Dramori 29

Monday 21 November 2011 1:06

****. **** your parent's life for bringing up such an asshat.

NCR 0

Monday 21 November 2011 1:07

Dumbass

WTSchool 0

Monday 21 November 2011 1:07

Was it Skyrim?

afulks78 11

Monday 21 November 2011 1:08

You deserve this dumbass

Strafeh 9

Monday 21 November 2011 1:09

YDI for going to blockbuster

ArielTheMermaid 17

Monday 21 November 2011 1:11

"Today I got caught stealing a video game..." clicked YDI

tatababe 1

Monday 21 November 2011 1:11

Please don't say it was WW3

drzhottie148 0

Monday 21 November 2011 1:37

WW3, I have yet to hear of this game?

CoolRainbowdash 15

Monday 21 November 2011 4:37

I have heard of MW3 not WW3

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Monday 21 November 2011 1:13

You're a ******* dumbass not just for stealing, but for thinking that the store (which I'm guessing is Gamestop) is just gonna leave video games in the cases. Rent the games you want next time and stop being a cancer to society.

truehitman2010 0

Monday 21 November 2011 1:13

how is this not a YDI?

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