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By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 22:00 - Taiwan - Taichung

Today, I had a job interview at Walmart. They showed a video of me stealing. FML

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By greatstartto2010 - 03/01/2010 00:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML

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By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By BrokeAndHungry - 24/07/2016 17:05 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 3 897

By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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You deserved it 2 068

By ElemTeacher - 02/01/2018 15:00

Today, a student's parent yelled at me because they had to pay for school equipment their son had stolen from my desk. Apparently, it's my fault because the item was just too tempting for him not to steal. FML

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By anonynomi - 19/11/2015 17:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML

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You deserved it 1 603

By FUCK A FUCKING DUCK - 23/11/2012 17:20 - Bahamas - Nassau

Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML

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NeatNit 32

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

You can't not deserve this.

Stalkers 0

Monday 21 November 2011 0:46

It's called a display case for a reason.

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eastsidesoldier 7

Monday 21 November 2011 1:34

Was it a GameStop??? Tip: steal them on black Friday web they leave em in the open

wriptidez 0

Monday 21 November 2011 1:40

rethink stealing next time

PrimeStarscream 30

Monday 21 November 2011 1:42

Nice going, idiot.

Thatoneguy911 2

Monday 21 November 2011 1:44

Skyrim will do that to you :p

CoolRainbowdash 15

Monday 21 November 2011 1:44

Can't you wait for black Friday

lionlvr 9

Monday 21 November 2011 1:47

Okay you retard, I now dislike you. Because your stupid and a criminal.

lionlvr 9

Monday 21 November 2011 1:47

Okay you retard, I now dislike you. Because your stupid and a criminal.

alex540150 9

Monday 21 November 2011 1:48

Are you really that desperate to play video games? Do you have a job? Could your parents have lent you any money? Really? Y totally DI

stormchaser24 24

Monday 21 November 2011 1:49

Dumbass just torrent it, lol. Let me guess MW3?

zyzy92 8

Monday 21 November 2011 1:54

.....that......sir.....faceplam

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Today, I failed a major exam. It wasn't because I didn't prepare for it, though. I failed because somebody sneezed during it and I said "bless you." Apparently, that's classed as cheating. FML

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