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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 17:21 - United States - Latrobe

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By Tennisplayer - 10/02/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

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By nj - 10/02/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

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By y0uw1shy0ukn3wm3 - 09/10/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML

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By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML

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By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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frootloop25 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

HAHAHAHA. Oh mannn that's horrible...I don't think you deserve it though...thats a horrible coincidence.

manoverboard 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:13

My coach did that last season! We laughed the entire game...

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purple5 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:24

If it's only coaching, I'm guessing it wouldn't've been like, a proper game? So the kids would just be wearing whatever clothes they want. It's stupid, can't even say colours these days without people playing the racism card. If I was playing soccer (I wouldn't...I'm a girl who hates sports!) and I was wearing a white shirt, and someone was told to cover the "white" girl...(I'm white/british)...I wouldn't think anything of it. But when it's another race, they play the racism card. It was a yellow t-shirt, and if the kid didn't know the other kids name, how else were they to know who to cover?! It was just a description of their clothes, maybe worded a little weird. FYL

tubatrumpboy86 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 23:58

Get over it. It's not that serious

purple_riot 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:33

I wonder what those parents would think if the referee gave him a yellow card.

lmmmr 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:35

If you're the kids coach you should probably learn their names. YDI.

mollyjynxjax 28

Friday 24 May 2013 19:13

If he was telling one of his kids to cover him, he was probably on the opposing team

js4138 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:38

It's not your fault the other kid's team picked a crappy color. They should know better. /sarcasm That being said, who really cares? You'll probably never see that family again, or if you do, you probably won't speak to them.

circayouandme 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:39

Well, you didn't mean it right? And you didn't know? So it's okay

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:40

I agree with Purple5. People are waaaay too over reactive to that kind of thing. If he just so happened to be wearing a yellow shirt, that's just coincidence. They took it way too seriously. xD Kinda sucks though. Hopefully someone had a sense of humor there!

hustler123 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:46

HAHA THATS FUNNY BUT HEY ITS NOT YOUR FAULT I MAEN WHO CARES BOUT HIS FAMILY HAHA U KNOW WAT U MENT THAT COUNTS....HAHA BUT IF I WAS U I'D BE LMFAO THE WHOLE TIME AFTER I SAID THAT..LOL

secretxxx06 6

Friday 15 April 2011 3:38

caps lock much?

prttyyngthng 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:47

# 13, go to hell. Not every other race is quick to play the racism card. I'd tell you that was a racist statement (which it was) but I don't want you thinking I'm pulling the card (which I'm not). So I'll just say that was an IGNORANT statement, and that I thought Britons knew better... smh. MOVING ON.... Hilarity. Pure hilarity! Like everyone else is saying, just tell the parents what you meant, they'll get over it...

sceptic 1

Sunday 22 April 2012 1:56

Oh yeah they do! Every ******* "minority" out there pulls the racist card out of their ass at their earliest convenience!!! By the way, while in this country - I'm a minority as well, but who gives a **** - I'm white, means i'm the devil.. Right?

Kamazar 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:47

I don't get how people can get pissed over adjectives. If your skin's white, it's white. If it's black, it's black. If it's yellow, it's yellow. It's just skin, nothing more. Why do people have to make such a big deal?

deegee12 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:49

obviously people on here aren't reading the whole fml. he said that he was telling one of his players to cover another player on the other team. therefore, he wouldnt know any of the other team players' names. read the dang fml..he knows his kids' names, just not names from the other teams you tards.