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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

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By Tennisplayer - 10/02/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, my tennis coach showed up to practice in an all white outfit. I exclaimed, "You're looking very white today!" He's African American. FML

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By nj - 10/02/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, in basketball practice my coach was putting is in teams to run drills. He points to me and says, "You, go babysit my son by the stage." FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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By y0uw1shy0ukn3wm3 - 09/10/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML

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By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML

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By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

HAHAHAHA. Oh mannn that's horrible...I don't think you deserve it though...thats a horrible coincidence.

manoverboard 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:13

My coach did that last season! We laughed the entire game...

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the_boss_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:34

who cares what they think? they are asian

Sonuvabitch 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:43

Haha, my girlfriend is asian, we make fun of her all the time! (Whole family, see, she's adopted) As long as you don't go too far, racial humor is hilarious.

BulldogQB4 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:47

FYL, I coach youth soccer too, we wear blue and yellow jerseys too. I think minorities need to calm down. Seriously they couldn't understand that the kid didn't have a number for you to point him out by but he was wearing a yellow shirt? I heard this one black family around my neighborhood (Naperville, it's around Chicago) getting all up in arms because a white woman called a black kid a little monkey. Well, the kid was swinging from a tree.

paks7 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:02

obviously people aren't understanding how informal kids sports can be it is perfectly reasonable to think that they could be wearing different colored shirts

BulldogQB4 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:34

#93 a lot of park districts around where I'm from don't have numbers. We have blue and yellow jerseys. I just say stick to a yellow jersey.

Yeoman 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:51

Haha that's awesome. I would have laughed so hard I peed my pants.

FrayedxD 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:43

HAHAHA, ah man. that's happened to the best of us. -FrayedxD

onigiriqueen 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:55

Don't stress it. I tell people "I'm married to a yellow monkey" all the time. I get death stares, but it's okay-- I make fun of everybody equally, so it doesn't matter.