By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
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bromeister 6

When life gives you lemons, cut them carefully.

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cherries62212 16

Looks like you need a protective suit just to cook dinner. don't worry, you'll get the hang of it one day.. maybe.

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Enslaved 36

Gotta keep your fingers tucked in and out of the way of shape knives! Technique is just as important as the tools you use. Learnt that from watching many cooking shows!

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Morning_fml 22

That was a little painful to read. I hope you're okay, OP. You're a good mom for trying.

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whitetiger13131 26

Yikes, that sounds painful.. FYL and I offer my condolences.

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sunnysideup25 7

Ouch. Hopefully no oranges to go with that.

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worldclassrager 39

Well that cut is as clean as a whilstle...now watch the salt

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name_loading 19

Tip: To prevent yourself from cutting your fingers while chopping vegetables, have someone else hold the vegetables

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False_Stupidity 41

Might be a new product for OP in this... Lemon scented band-aid® with real lemons!

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rocker_chick23 27

That just made me cringe.

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rocker_chick23 27

What does her sex have to do with this FML? Nothing.

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Zebediabolical 39

Half of me says YDI, If you screw up and hurt yourself so often while making dinner, maybe you should take a 'cooking for idiots who hurt themselves' class. The other half says YLS, at least you were trying to get some veg into them instead of giving up and just opening cans or stuffing them with takeout.

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