By 5p4571k - 25/05/2014 17:35 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
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bromeister 6

When life gives you lemons, cut them carefully.

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Gremlinek 16

Better try and fail than don't try at all. Kids will love home cook dinners (even if they don't say so right now). Oh and you can honestly say you put blood, sweat and tears into making that dinner :)

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

I'd just like to throw it out there that I realized my first comment was severely screwed up after submitting it and I tried to edit it but my phone froze and if I try replying on it to correct myself it won't let me. I swear I'm not a retard. I meant to say "looks like your cooking is cutting edge."

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mynameisfinn 4

that awkward moment when you find out with an effed up hand that lemons are not vegetables but they are fruit. whhaaaaaat?!

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jesse98 7

A simple tip if that I always use when that happens 1) you look at yourself in the mirror 2) repeat the words "harden the **** up" until necessary

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thew_fml 14

if you cut yourself often, chances are your knives are not sharp enough. contrary to what common sense may tell you, dull knives are far more dangerous than sharp ones.

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itwasthedognotme 14

Did juicy that coming? No, obviously not..

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noobienick 19

You should have posted this a minute sooner

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