By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
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bonafidehustler 0

Yeah, this would definitely be way funnier from her perspective.

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redbluegreen 40

Eh, I wanted to throw up before from smelling someone's bad breath. But also, if you were both drinking the night before, throwing up in the morning isn't that difficult to do. Anything could've pushed you over, whether it'd be breakfast, noise, or your girlfriend's breath. Now, if you hadn't been drinking, then... FYL. There's a difference.

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provostcarly 0

"i was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend after a night of heavy drinking. i rolled towards him, looked him in the eyes, and sweetly said 'I love you'. My morning breath was so bad that he had to get up to go to the bathroom to vomit leaving a trail along the way. FML"

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genius_man16 0

#46 & 50 people like you are why liberals don't get taken seriously I hope you die in a fire and do all of us (even us liberals) a big favor who said he was an alcoholic? So he got wasted, who cares? People like to have fun every once in awhile, get over it. It's not like he said "like i do every night"

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purple_sarah 0

Surely there's absolutely no need to tell her it was her breath, just tell her you threw up because you were very hungover and aplogise for the very bad timing.

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ProZilver 0

you should have told her that u love her before going to vomit... btw: if the breath is still a problem.. you can always try anal lol

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idontgiveone 0

Way to tell her that u love her back :)

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takemeonthefloor 0

All I can say is... ...awkward moment. But hey, you'll have a story to tell the grandchildren.

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beccanator 0

some people have naturally bad breath...my breath is bad in the morning :) just remind her to use listerine

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NCGurl 0

Well Im sure your breath wasnt all minty fresh either! She just does a better job holding her food.

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perussian 0

my boyfriend has terrible breath everytime he wakes up, even if its for five minutes or five hours.. its terrible, but i have no problem kissing him or anything. i love him, and honestly he has no problem with my breath either.. FHL

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