Love: Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night...

By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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Party animal

By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

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bonafidehustler 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:10

Yeah, this would definitely be way funnier from her perspective.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:30

Eh, I wanted to throw up before from smelling someone's bad breath. But also, if you were both drinking the night before, throwing up in the morning isn't that difficult to do. Anything could've pushed you over, whether it'd be breakfast, noise, or your girlfriend's breath. Now, if you hadn't been drinking, then... FYL. There's a difference.

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Imawhalerider 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:39

it would be worse if it where your gf's mother

CherishFlowers 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:40

Like #20 said, I always get up a little bit before my boyfriend to brush my teeth. I wish my boyfriend would do that for me. :(

were_giraffe 2

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:41

i actually feel bad for her it just seems rather cruel that you'd post that publicly about someone you supposedly love

jjjeah 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:48

Er. Vomiting is like, a biological reaction. How is he unreasonable? He couldn't help it. That's why it's a FML. I'm sure he didn't mind it that much but he was probably nauseous from the drinking as well.

jadeddream 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:48

LOL @ 23

Terrix 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:05

FYL. I don't get why people are blaming you for it. But I've always gotten up to brush my teeth before talking to my boyfriend. That or I put a hand infront of my mouth. Luckily, he does the same for me.

nikki1001 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 0:08

#20 and #24, are you for real?! That's ridiculous. My boyfriend makes fun of my morning breath all the time saying how bad it is and idc. And neither does he, seeing as how he still kisses me. If a guy can't handle it that's his issue, no need to wake up and brush your teeth about it.