Love: Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night...

By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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By alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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Party animal

By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By scatter00x - 08/02/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML

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bonafidehustler 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:10

Yeah, this would definitely be way funnier from her perspective.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:30

Eh, I wanted to throw up before from smelling someone's bad breath. But also, if you were both drinking the night before, throwing up in the morning isn't that difficult to do. Anything could've pushed you over, whether it'd be breakfast, noise, or your girlfriend's breath. Now, if you hadn't been drinking, then... FYL. There's a difference.

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breathemein 10

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:10

i bet she thinks ur threw up cause she said she loved u.....& that made you disgusted JERk. i feel bad for her.. i wonder waht your gonna say to her when she asks about it.

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:26

she probably drinks to forget you.

alesposito 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:15

Just gross.

dontbegayy 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:22

youre nice =='

Soldat_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 12:40

Don't do heavy drinking you idiot :P. YDI

bollywood_rocks 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 13:43

Seriously the first thing you do in the morning is BRUSH! I don't care how in love you are, this is a YDI post. Plus you guys had been drinking;the alcohol may have fermented overnight and turned into yeast which led to the bad breath. The sad thing about this is: You either somehow assumed her mouth smells peachy all the time and you aren't considerate enough that you posted this online. Learn simple biology and be considerate. HOW DID YOUR MOUTH SMELL?!

ladywaldo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 14:38

Not that bad! Just think if she went in for a kiss instead of saying I love you! You might have puked in her mouth! Ew

roarrx88 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:07

#55 what does that have to do with liberals?? who knows if they even are... stop making assumptions. and that sucks.. i hate morning breath, it's awful.

tiffanyheart 0

Monday 14 September 2009 23:12

Clearly, the poster's name was proud_liberal.

Clearsky18 2

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:25

I agree with 78. Especially if you're under 21, you deserved it.

idrivefast 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 19:10

See, this is why no matter how drunk I am, I always brush my teeth before i go to bed, even if I had to passout on the stairs for 2hours to get there, i do it!