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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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myname_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:25

I hate it when my bf doesn't stop. I always end up elbowing him or kicking him. You deserve it for not listening.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:26

Girlfriend used knee! it's super effective! Enemy Gyarados fainted!

Comments

growingupnextmon 3

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:34

Seriously, anyone that says YDI then they are seriously wrong, the pain inflicted can be excruciating, so im going to use an analogy that its like if you shot some one with a potato gun then they shot you with a real one. Doesnt equate now does it?

jchansfan 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:42

Pshhh getting sack is nothing like getting shot... you're just a baby... :P But yeah, you should have stopped OP... :P

growingupnextmon 3

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:11

Haha I think you deliberately missed my point, either way im going to assume you did but i agree my analogy was bad.

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Monday 28 September 2009 8:13

I'm sorry, but I can't honestly think of anything more unpleasant than being tickled. I obviously have not encountered being kicked in the nuts, but I would rather experience extreme physical pain than be tickled. So yes, it is 100% deserved, ESPECIALLY because he continued after she told him to stop.

sulitak 27

Thursday 11 July 2013 13:19

still equates to me. she said stop he didn't. at that point in time he started violating her

lcsun69 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:41

"She asked me to stop but I continued." That give you your answer?

robLehane_ 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 11:02

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RubixMonkey 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 11:52

She asked you to stop. It's not cute, GIRLS do not like it. Its not some cute thing we secretly are trying to inspire you to do. No means no. It probably hurt her. I would have kicked you in the balls, its you mute/restart button.

growingupnextmon 3

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:12

If you had testicles you would understand, seriously that can do serious damage how would you like it if i kicked you in the ovaries? Or gave you a **** punt?

RubixMonkey 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 22:03

Then you will learn not to keep touching a female when she tells you no. I am not saying I would do it all the time but the moment I ask a guy to stop and he doesn't then I get to thinking he does no respect me. If a guy does not respect me then he needs to be on guard because I think continuing to tickle someone when they ask them to stop is harassment no matter how long they have been married or dating.

RubixMonkey 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 17:21

I swear there was a comment between mine and ... well mine.

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 28 February 2018 12:50

I don't think she did it on purpose. When people tickle me I completely lose control and lash out with my limbs everywhere. I'm sure it was a complete accident on her part. The fact that she warned him means he soooo deserved it.