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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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Sunday 27 September 2009 9:25

I hate it when my bf doesn't stop. I always end up elbowing him or kicking him. You deserve it for not listening.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:26

Girlfriend used knee! it's super effective! Enemy Gyarados fainted!

Comments

eggbrtshootsfire 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:27

Who cares.

sugar_407 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:31

wtf? "happy sacks" has been on like four other FMLs. stop stealing them, and don't even say that period. that is the gayest thing ever. you most certainly deserved this.

Medea_FTW 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:41

No means no. Be grateful she didn't subject you to several Lifetime movies to impart to you this lesson. I hope your testicles are mad at you for being an asshole.

ilikeu12 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:48

they ain't no happy sacks anymore

o0ginger0o 7

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:57

For all of you saying "no, that's wrong because testicles should be off limits unless you're in real danger", fine, give another course of action that will get the guy to STOP ******* tickling you. The girl says stop and you don't listen. It's tortuous agony and she needs and wants you to stop right.*******.now. But your ass isn't doing it. We know of one, surefire way to get you to immediately stop whatever it is you are doing. They're YOUR nuts. You like them and want them treated nicely? Fine, it's YOUR responsibility to protect them. Don't give the girl no other alternatives of ways to get you to stop. Your train of thought is basically "well yeah, I'm torturing her, but she should be nice and not do it back. If she can't take me in a physical fight to get me to stop, she just has to lay there and deal with it until I decide I'm done." You be nice and maybe we will too.