Miscellaneous: Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging...

By cadillacfrank - 24/07/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

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By CabbageFart92 - 04/09/2017 01:30

Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 16:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

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By Ammile - 25/12/2018 04:00

Today I had a customer come into my office smelling like feces, urine and body odor. I tried not to get sick to my stomach but failed miserably. I threw up in my trash can in front of him. It now smells like feces, urine, body odor and vomit in here. FML

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Sesh54 7

Monday 25 July 2011 0:29

uhh......well worded and described I guess........

dolphincheddar 10

Monday 25 July 2011 0:41

so you have a reputation of eating shit from the Bowels of Satan and you wanted to keep it? is this charlie sheens fml?

Comments

bigmanj28 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:38

Did you do it?

laxitup41 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:42

that sucks

jackrileymac 4

Monday 25 July 2011 0:43

your the one who took the bet!

maddylovesu 5

Monday 25 July 2011 2:21

ya no shit

jackrileymac 4

Monday 25 July 2011 5:29

yea shit.

broomhildo 19

Monday 25 July 2011 0:44

I love your choice of wording. And to everyone wondering what it is, try google.

Alisa172 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:44

how do u know what cat poop tastes like?

G6chick 0

Monday 25 July 2011 0:49

how do u know what that tastes like

I_Told_YouSo 5

Monday 25 July 2011 0:51

Durian is a well known fruit in Asian country. Some say it smells bad but others say it smells sweet. It tastes GOOD! Unless it tastes like dried cat shit then it's not good.

llamaguru 9

Monday 25 July 2011 0:51

i loveee durian!:o

gTOtheT 7

Monday 25 July 2011 0:52

I thought it just smelled bad but tasted delicious... but I'll take your word on it op although I am wondering how you know what cat poo tastes like...