By go snope yourself - 26/01/2013 21:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was debating which hurts more: child-birth or a kick to the testicles. Some guy spouted the old urban legend that a nut-kick is 9000 "dels", and giving birth is 57, so I proved that no such measurement of pain exists. His comeback was to sucker-punch me to the floor. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Can you tell me how much that Hz, on a scale of 1-10?

Honestly I wish that people would stop treating myths as scientific fact.

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Obviously you don't know what you're talking about. Why would your dick hurt if you've been kicked in the nuts, are you insane jumping from subject to subject?

in terms of intensity of pain then and there the nut kick wins but in terms of duration/length of pain birth wins there is no kind of "del" pain units and this is a myth and pain is relative to each persons pain threshold had a buddy puke and hospitalized from beeing kicked in the nuts with steel toe shoes with his "goods" rupturing a normal kick to the nuts the pain is as high as it goes then and there but goes away in the intensity quite fast within the first 3-4 mins while a birth can last as long as 3 full days(72 hours) both actually wins when it comes to pain just that the pain comes in 2 way different ways

YDI for being so stupid and ignorant. A kock in the nuts IS over 9000 dels and its way worse than child birth.

Getting punched in the balls is worse, after a whole some women think 'I want another kid' but no man has ever said to himself 'I want another kick to the balls'

zekefine 3

I seen several women say that she wants to do childbirth again. I never seen a guy went "Man, I sure want to get hit in the nuts again"

Blake13131 6

after a few years, a woman usually wants another child, but you will never hear a man ask to be kicked in the balls

A little thing from Jason Manford (paraphrasing because I'm a lazy git): Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful. Why? Well, when women give birth, sometimes they look lovingly at their significant other and say, "Oh, I just want another one!" You don't hear men saying "You know what? How 'bout another one?" after being kicked in the knob.

Because women don't want the pain of childbirth, they want another baby ... Completely different. You don't make babies by getting kicked in the balls.