By go snope yourself - 26/01/2013 21:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was debating which hurts more: child-birth or a kick to the testicles. Some guy spouted the old urban legend that a nut-kick is 9000 "dels", and giving birth is 57, so I proved that no such measurement of pain exists. His comeback was to sucker-punch me to the floor. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Can you tell me how much that Hz, on a scale of 1-10?

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GothickNihilist 15

Honestly I wish that people would stop treating myths as scientific fact.

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nikkinurse 10

A punch to the testicles probably can hurt just as much.... But child birth can last for 3 fing days.... So unless every time you're wife has a contraction she can punch you in the groin, I would stop trying to do this experiment....

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misspennycakes 7

Have a baby THEN tell me which one hurts more

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Nope. Childbirth hurts more then being kicked In the nuts. It's like trying to pull your lip over your head. That's right you can't. Ask any woman what childbirth was like and she'll tell you the same. Contractions minute after min, with no pain meds.

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SnoochBoochie 14

I agree on the nut shot hurting more based on the fact; one year after either incident no man will ask for another nut shot but a woman may ask for another child.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

The logic behind that is that labor pain results in a child, whereas being kicked in the crotch results in sore balls.

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NewFire911 5

This is stupid. I can't believe this made it through.

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human1der2 1

Dels are a real unit, and he is right. One crotch-shot is equivalent to hiving birth to 67 babies and breaking 9000 bones at the same time

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alldavedup 15

if a woman has a child a couple years later she will say she wants another, but if you punch a man in the nuts he will say he doesn't want that to happen ever again

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russianspy1234 11

After giving birth the first time, many women go on to give birth again. No man in history, has ever asked to be kicked in the balls a 2nd time.

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NirvashType0Spec 7

Actually that "urban legend" is actually true. Getting kicked in the nuts hurts more, but since child birth is such a long process it surpasses getting kicked in the nuts

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