By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

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Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
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GuitarNukka520 5

awww he should get a breast reduction.

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memo619 0

at least they won't sag when you grow old

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doink 0

Don't fret, I would rather have a B cup than a DD cup. The grass is always greener, eh?

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SexyGamerNerd110 8

a smaller chest isn't a bad thing. but if you aren't happy with you're chest, then there is always the option of breast implants. or another option is to tell your boyfriend to actually take care of his weight and get rid of the moobs.. seriously though, don't beat yourself up over your chest size. I used to do that (went from a DD to a C) and it doesn't help anyone. best option is to learn to love your body just how it is :)

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rattusrattus 18

Small boobs are good! They don't get in the way, they don't make clothes look slutty, they don't hurt if you run... why would you want big ones?

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OptimusSlime 23

Sounds like someone is thinking with their d!ck

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scottovious 0

Get pregnant. They'll grow two cup sizes.

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lostonelove 0

bad BAD advice! don't get pregnant just cause you may have boobs they don't stay generally. unless you quit taking care of yourself and gain tons of weight and not shed an inch after pregnancy. I use to have some boobs before I had children now I have less than I started with. you will find a Guy who will appreciate smaller chest sized women. don't let it bring your self esteem down op

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valri3 0

Wow get preggo. Yeah that there is the solution and what then she will kill her baby just for bigger breasts? Comeon now.

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bent80 0

DON'T get a boob job. Tiny ******* are awesome too!

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Coccinelle_fml 15

More like F your boyfriend's life!

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gkings18 1

because his gf has tiny ****! you're a smart one

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sarah48_fml 0

more than half the comments are dissing larger cup sizes :(. I love my boobs!

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sarah48_fml 0

have you ever considered birth control? mine grew at least a cup size larger.

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sarah48_fml 0

sorry grammar nazis! I know that comment is redundant..

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rattusrattus 18

All the women with bountiful chests that I know complain about them constantly. And we're trying to make the OP feel better. Apart from those of us who are being arses.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

59 - That doesn't work for everyone. I've been on BC for years... no increase, no decrease.

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CherryBomb511 3

My biggest problem with my large chest is when I'm trying to have an actual conversation with a guy and he's clearly staring at my chest (normal, non low cut shirt). A few glances here and there are fine but other then that I have to strongly fight the urge to slap them. Oh and running with them really hurts; extra sports bras are needed.

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Lilllly_1316 0

I see a boob job in the future. :)

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