Miscellaneous: Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I tried to take a cool selfie with my coffee mug for Instagram. As I posed, I didn’t realize the mug was tilted, and I poured hot coffee all over myself. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By Defeated by cups - 21/11/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML

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By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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Coordination malfunction

By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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By disheshateme - 18/11/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp edge left on the mug scraped down my arm. I now have a 3-inch long gash in my arm. I was attacked by a cheap coffee mug. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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EvilDoll 7

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:31

spilled it on your lap? sounds hot ;D no really, that had to burn

lillyloco 0

Friday 12 November 2010 0:57

What did we learn today? Iced coffee, bro.

Comments

gozar_fml 1

Friday 12 November 2010 7:40

I hope that never happens to my Kiss Army mug.

Wizardroxx 3

Friday 12 November 2010 10:01

Oh! Yeah, yeah. I've been too lazy to change it.

wDeemish 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:06

aw that sucks op, I break em daily, but I don't burn myself :p !

whiterabbit420 4

Friday 12 November 2010 13:00

are you kidding?! chuck Norris does not drink coffee. he drinks molten lead instead.

F_U_imcrippled 0

Friday 12 November 2010 17:45

This is why you don't try to use your ninja skills before you have finished your coffee!! HAI!!!

PurpleAddict 0

Friday 12 November 2010 18:16

Are you clumsy? Are you a ninja? Are you late for work? The answer is: YES. FYL if you didn't go in 'ninja mode' while drinking coffee. YDI if you DID go in ninja mode.