Miscellaneous: Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Defeated by cups - 21/11/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML

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By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML

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You deserved it 99

By disheshateme - 18/11/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp edge left on the mug scraped down my arm. I now have a 3-inch long gash in my arm. I was attacked by a cheap coffee mug. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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EvilDoll 7

Thursday 11 November 2010 23:31

spilled it on your lap? sounds hot ;D no really, that had to burn

lillyloco 0

Friday 12 November 2010 0:57

What did we learn today? Iced coffee, bro.

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XxKyttixX 0

Friday 12 November 2010 5:14

owwie o.o

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 12 November 2010 5:15

your pic is of this one relatively famous black guy who was in prison or something like that so he be askin iffin you is free, I think.

RofLmao12 0

Friday 12 November 2010 5:42

That's unfortunate. RofLmao

Ranimal 12

Friday 12 November 2010 5:47

Ouch, that has happened to me a few times. It really does suck. Sorry OP.

Zya_fml 8

Friday 12 November 2010 6:21

Mehhhh, FYL :l

dld0003 4

Friday 12 November 2010 6:45

lol... sorry couldn't help it

sculp91 0

Friday 12 November 2010 6:46

lies

fylorydi1994 0

Friday 12 November 2010 6:53

um yeah lil Wayne he came out of prison thursday.

dusthawg 4

Friday 12 November 2010 7:13

Burn!

C6Racer 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:25

Agreed.

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