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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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Nice to put a face to the screaming!

By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

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WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:17

Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.

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supkid202 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 22:22

can someone tell me what YDI means?

jewelzgalore 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:24

Omg, you are such a *****!

The_Dreamer 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:31

YDI for being such a ****. =]

SinfulRose 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 8:30

woooooww

omgitsseejay 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 9:15

nothing but a ****

lutzluv124 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:02

They had sex with you too, don't be ashamed and if it conyinues to be akward screw it, it's not your fault that they talked about it and if they all had sex with you then you must be great in bed. ~STAY SEXY~

dancelover1012 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:35

even if you're pregnant, you kind of deserve it. unless you have short term memory loss or something like that and forgot you had sex with #1 and #2, you should know better because one of those guys might've thought that meant more than you thought. so although i see both sides, YDI.

sakurachan04 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:59

Um. I'm sorry, but maybe you should think about it next time you sleep with your guy friends. This is why I say keep sex inside of relationships

needs_help2 0

Monday 29 June 2009 20:14

This girl is awesome. Also, you people can't think much when you say "keep sex in relationships" what if she had at one point dated them? The rest of you that rag on her for being a **** should DIAF.