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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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Nice to put a face to the screaming!

By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

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WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:17

Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.

Comments

Zic_fml 7

Saturday 22 August 2009 18:54

Yadda Yadda so what if you slept with all 3 guys most of us consider it's a win if we sleep with as much girls as possible. After all, it takes two to have sex.

gummibehrs 4

Monday 24 August 2009 21:18

YDI for being a disease-spreading ***** who probably tears groups of friends apart doing things like this.

GideonSmith08 0

Friday 4 September 2009 3:11

I smell a sit-com!

ZebraZuver 1

Saturday 31 October 2009 16:30

Agreed.

ShakeZula7 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 9:37

You deserve it for having sex with your friends. Bad idea.

cheesycue 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:02

Yeah, because sleeping with 3 guys really makes you a filthy ****. Calm down people. As if the guys she slept with haven't slept with other girls.

chicksmagnent 0

Monday 7 December 2009 1:31

what can i say wish i knew you better

jess1449 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 7:39

ha! I'm with #31

MelieLovesYou 1

Tuesday 19 January 2010 22:07

lmfao nice

Secret_Fire_King 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:07

hahaha.. FYL, indeed, OP.. Where did it all go wrong?.. I'ma have to say it was when you slept with the second friend.. And the third friend was just way over the top.. Going on the car-trip with your ****-buddies was a bad idea, too.. And cheers to #31 for his Austin Powers reference.. "She's like the village bicycle, everyone's had a ride"..