Transportation: Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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You deserved it 17 041

By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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Nice to put a face to the screaming!

By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

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You deserved it 22 900

WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 3 282

Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 753

By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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You deserved it 2 996

Endymion_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:17

Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.

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fallacy_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:04

you hang out with classy people.

_boycrazzy10 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:04

uhh why are these empty minded people calling you a *****? i dont seee this is bad its funyyy.. well maybe you;ve dated all of em and not at the same time thoo!

blahdsflksfd 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:23

No sex before marriage! YDI

Shoopman 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:56

I feel bad for your friends, having to **** a *****.

dancelover1012 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:28

that's a personal choice, if you haven't realized. just because it's one person's choice to wait until marraige to have sex doesn't mean it's another person's.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:00

o wow. the abstinence speech really works on everyone all the time. oh...what's that? it doesn't? the biggest abstinence speaker's(Sarah Palin) daughter is knocked up because apparently she, too, thought that just the 'wait until marriage' speech was adequate. realists - 980,101,999,909,876,000,000,000,001 rebublicans - 2

startafire 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:40

You definitely deserved that one, *****. ;)

RhymePrime 7

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:52

Your promiscuous exploits earn you a justified FYL.

kittycatgirl 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 7:09

lol!!! !!! ! thats hilariously awkward! and stop calling her a *****!!!!! she can sleep with whoever the hell she wants to!!!! so back off virgins who are jealous!!!!!!!!!!!

fins4586 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 7:33

you just a little skanky ***** aint ya? you wanna ride my dick next? i promise not to **** and tell...ya rite!

wsDK_II 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 7:41

what the ****? 'Jazzywrites007' why would you say that? i hope you fall in front of the next train or cab you try and catch and live as a quad' you are the worst kind of person.