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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

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By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

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By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:17

Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.

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_pk_ 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:06

This is not a FuckMyLife. It's a My Life: ****.

imkendra 0

Friday 26 June 2009 23:38

Maybe she had sex with them because she found them physically desirable and it felt good. That's a pretty good reason to have sex. And who knows the span of time and if these exes were once BFs ever or what kind of social circle this is. I mean, we are all aware, aren't we, that women enjoy sex and seeking out pleasure is a natural thing to do? Use some BC pills, some condoms, keep up at the Dr's and I really don't see the issue.

declensions 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 0:03

I've read all the comments and I can understand all the arguments made on both sides, but I still think YDI for spreading yourself around with your friends. Imo, friends are never supposed to be **** buddies. If you're friends in the first place, (I think) it should mean that you care about them enough that you wouldn't use them for emotionless sexual gratification. To everybody going, "You don't know her! Maybe they were all her boyfriend at some point," she specifically called them "guy friends" and made no indication that they were ever anything more (at least that's the way it looks to me). And if the OP were a guy, I would be saying the exact same thing. I don't know why so many people automatically start harping on about double standards whenever someone calls a girl a ****, as if they've never heard anyone call a guy a "manwhore."

soccerlover09 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 0:27

You deserve it you *****!! You dont just do all of your friends!!

mobius8 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 1:28

The "*****" name-calling is a bit ridiculous. Almost none of you would be having spastic bouts of e-tourettes if she was a guy who'd slept with his female friends. You probably did deserve it though. I mean, you just figured it out? So it's not like they told you. You're just assuming they talk about having sex with you when you're not around... I highly doubt it. Guys talk about other stuff than some girl they're not serious enough about to date.

breaksprinter_ 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 1:34

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Not even kidding, you deserved this! You're a ****, work on keeping your legs closed honey! Especially amongst your friends. If you wanna be a ****, don't be a **** with guys who are friends with each other! Hahahahahahahahahaha.

diet_otaku 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 1:54

if OP was a guy, i'd be calling him an asshole instead of a *****, only because i'm not really sure what the male equivalent of "*****" is. a guy sleeping with all of his female friends is every bit as despicable as a girl sleeping with all of her male friends. she brought this on herself, end of story.

yourabamf 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:16

It's 3 people. not like 50. and a ***** would be someone selling themselves for drug money and shit like that, not someone who has fun with a few guy friends. calm the **** down.

testing_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:35

The male equivalent of a ***** is called a *****, you moron. That you assume that all ****** are women basically proves that a double-standard does exist in your mind. ***** (hôr, hōr) n. 1. A prostitute. 2. A person considered sexually promiscuous. 3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain. prostitute (prŏs'tĭ-tūt', -tyūt') n. 1. One who solicits and accepts payment for sex acts. 2. One who sells one's abilities, talent, or name for an unworthy purpose.

hellogoodbyexo09 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:04

Totally agree with breaksprinter.Honey,you're something us people like to call a *****. :] No hard feelings,kay?

gypsyzambie 2

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:21

you forgot that you slept with them all? so, they weren't any good huh...?

s4209704 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 2:44

If you sleep with a guy and hes not your bf, he's gonna talk!!! OP: FYL - for having to put up with the silence XP

FaithX 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 3:02

Wow, all these people calling you a ***** - funny, if you were a guy most of the reactions would be quite different - including many of those people who said "I'd say the same thing if it was a guy too." Pathetic double standard because people are far too emotional about sex and females are supposed to be the most emotional about it. But honestly, I've found myself in similar situations and you know my reaction? I laugh. Because I put myself there. YDI, although I did FYL too for having to put up with people's emotions in these comments.