Transportation: Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so...

By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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mlleangelique 3

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:07

Because, y'know, everyone loves a little sexual harassment.

elara15 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:08

That's your cosmic come-uppance for being obnoxious towards good-looking females, who surprisingly don't enjoy the whistles and catcalls from random men in cars. Obviously, YDI.

Comments

roydawgg 3

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:48

why do you feel you have to hook up with every girl you see?

chanta24 10

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:37

it's creepy and annoying when people fo that YDI! PS: learn how to drive

kunolovve1432 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:28

nice going bonebagg..

thefilmmaker91 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:34

whistling is like honking. what do you expect them to do? start running after the vehicle?

whitecloud197 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 8:48

loser.

kaylapple 1

Sunday 31 July 2011 20:23

youre a dumbass.

dhiran_singh 16

Thursday 15 December 2011 10:57

You never ever whistle at a lady especially while drivin'!

YoutuberForever 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:33

Oh god. Btw, i'm origanally from Mass ;P

harshallmeim69 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 9:00

In case it wasn't already clear, I can confirm girls don't like getting whistled at. One of my best friends that I've known since birth made me flip off a guy for whistling at her, and I did, gladly. It's obnoxious and I picture OP being a douche with a neckbeard and a snap back wearing a wife beater in his shitty Monte Carlo lowrider. You're not cool.