Transportation: Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger...

By Aether - 03/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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By anonymous - 27/12/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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By bubblensuds1 - 28/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 04:01

Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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Emotional rollercoaster

By ehcanadianeh - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML

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PlasticShark 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

today's going to be sunny with light semen showers

Serial 2

Monday 4 May 2009 1:10

at least you weren't driving a convertible

Comments

pinguinos2011 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:32

you should have written down their license plates and called the police on them for littering!That is just nauseating!!

CryingHowls 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:36

sorry i couldn't resist but... imagine if you were riding a motorcycle or a bike and the condom hits u...in the face >

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:38

This seems incredibly fake. No one is actually dumb enough to have sex while driving with traffic around. Right? ... Right? -5 Faith in Humanity

skor_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:50

At least you didn't have your head out the window like a dog.

liuken 3

Monday 4 May 2009 7:05

Windsheild fluid?! Window Wipers?! Squeegie! SOMETHING?! Haha you should have gone to some place that cleans your windows for you when you fill up on gas. "Today, I work at a gas station and I had to squeegie a used condom off some jerks car. Fml."

Jasper_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 7:26

ewwww. sick.

sugarbushvermont 0

Monday 4 May 2009 7:35

yuck

Patchesdm 0

Monday 4 May 2009 7:48

dude! I would be pissed. thats disgusting. You're probably pissed at them. just like this guy. check it out. http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=ojfncllgl6wcs0uwpk5tav9tlmmf

epicfail11 0

Monday 4 May 2009 7:55

#151 ok really your so dumb that you couldn't come up with the conclusion that mabye it wasn't the driver, mabye there was more than two people in the car. Or that the guy forgot to throw the condom away and that he did it then, god some people are clueless. And #152 who sticks their head out the window while driving???

BannedDistress78 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:07

you shouldve pulled over and make sure it was semen by touching it with your finger and tasting it. if it wasnt. thats good. and if it was then.............