Who else knew what was FML was going to be after reading the first sentence?

Moron.

What?

your a smart driver!

GPS - fastest way to get to the scene of a traffic accident.

Hehe, I remember when Lexus debuted the new "auto-parallel-parking system," Audi aired a commercial of a quiet neighborhood, then some distant engine roaring, getting louder, then an Audi A4 does a handbrake turn into a parallel parking spot perfectly, and the text at the bottom of the screen says, "Audi. For people who can park themselves."

that's ironic

My dad's GPS won't let him reroute while moving, which sucks because often he wants to do it while my mom is driving and he's a passenger, but fortunately my GPS lets me do this. However, I only do it when it's safe, not when I'm in stop-and-go traffic. I hate to even glance down at the A/C controls when I'm in stop-and-go traffic, since the situation is always changing. My GPS also has one-touch rerouting, which is pretty nice. It will find me cheap gas on-the-go, plus let me check e-mail. And with a 10" screen, I don't need to squint at some crappy 3.5" screen as I'm driving at 60 MPH. I did have to cut a hole in my dashboard to fit my GPS (it's an iPad in case you haven't figured that out yet), but that's alright by me.

Congratulations, you're a dipshit!

It's your own dsmn fault for not pulling over to deal with your gps. You deserved it for being an idiot