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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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gotbiscuits 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 12:15

Idiots like you contribute to the traffic problems. Don't drive.

ulicksam 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 12:36

Your name should be dumbfuck, not dumbluck.

Comments

CatchinGrenades 3

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:02

mine doesn't even let me touch any buttons while I'm driving...only when I'm stopped

bakes22 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 1:57

hahaha

Garay 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 4:00

GPS will KILL US ALL

KataraTheBender 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 10:08

No, idiots will kill us. The GPS will drive us there.

Sora_McKain 36

Monday 7 May 2012 5:33

71, You are Brilliant

vgameson 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 4:29

this is why there is a warning when you turn it on

albinoV 1

Thursday 17 March 2011 9:03

GPSs should be made to say things like "wtf you rear-ended someone you tool" in these situations.

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 17 March 2011 10:34

ydi for not watching the road.

DarkJoy_fml 5

Thursday 17 March 2011 11:34

Broderick--nice response. Just curious because, well, I am a bitch on this site. Sorry for being bitchy, but I really liked your response :)

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 18 March 2011 4:46

YDI for not keeping your eyes on the road..

dansco 24

Friday 18 March 2011 8:20

Muppet! YDI for not pulling over to do that!

rawr182 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 12:20

learn to read a ******* map

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