By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML
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donkey79 0

Unless you are a pirate then driving with a parrot on your shoulder is not allowed.

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white16sox 19

So, you got bitch slapped by a parrot?

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b_rad_fml 4

Only idiots drive with unrestrained pets or children! No sympathy from me!

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Llamacod 11

wait, I drive with children all the time...

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Zomg_Okay 26

30 - 13 said "unrestrained children". Children who aren't in their seat.

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Rowdey 10

41 - Llamacod's sarcasm can be easily confused with stupidity. It happens every few FMLs.

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im_smart 0

If you had pink eye and an eye patch over it you'd be a marooned pirate

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ShyAnn29 14

Not unless OP said the same word over and over and over several times, I have 2 birds.

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tennisrapper1 14

Leave it in it's cage. Especially with pet birds. These occurrences are more common than people think.

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Llamacod 11

yes, because in all of my life I've heard about this 1 time, in this fml

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tennisrapper1 14

You're just helping validate my point.

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ohSNAPyall 26

When traveling, always keep your parrot in its Polly Pocket.

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perdix 29

You should have kept the dead parrot.

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ohSNAPyall 26

But then it would have muscled up to the car windows, and FOOM!

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perdix 29

That parrot wouldn't Voom if you put 40 million volts through him. e's bleedin' demised!

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pengin 13

lmao I hope you aren't surprised this happened. As they say, "it was an accident waiting to happen." lol

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Hopefully she did

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AJRand 14

What were you thinking would happen if you got into a wreck? Your seatbelt would hold you in but what about the bird?

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22cute 17

Good thinking! There's nothing in a moving car that could scare a wild animal.

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miss_amazing86 10

That's just stupid. You could've killed someone. You totally deserve it.

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