By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML
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donkey79 0

Unless you are a pirate then driving with a parrot on your shoulder is not allowed.

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white16sox 19

So, you got bitch slapped by a parrot?

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

This may have been a good idea. In a parallel universe.

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AKGirlinSD 20

I want to visit this parallel universe that you speak of. How do I get there? :-D

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hewro_failure 11

YDI for having a stupid pet

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sumbum95 15

You're like Homer Simpson...crashing into trees. But seriously never drive with a parrot on your shoulder.

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TrueTriage 16

Actually in Noors defense I've seen multiple cases where birds learn a word after it being said once. Rare but it happens!

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ShyAnn29 14

Really 97? I haven't heard of that before.

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Audrey_J123 1

Why would you let your pet parrot out while you were driving? Dummy.

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melrose90210 10

I would have loved to have seen you driving. Seeing someone driving with a parrot would have made my day.

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Spiral_Thoughts 19

Well now that you've felled a tree, you can use it to build a pirate ship!

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tj4234 35

what on earth made you think driving with a parrot on your shoulder was a good idea? It's because of people like you that we have car accidents.

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