Cars, Accident and Animals: Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving...

By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML

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By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

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By margretlle - 26/04/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2019 13:59

Today, my friend hit a bird with her car. She asked me to get it off for her, so I reluctantly complied. It came off. In pieces. FML

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By birdsterrifyme - 23/03/2015 04:42 - United States - Sikeston

Today, I decided to confront my fear of birds when my friend's pet bird was walking up to me. He got on my arm, climbed up and attacked my face. FML

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By Olive14 - 15/12/2010 06:15

Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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donkey79 0

Friday 15 June 2012 15:21

Unless you are a pirate then driving with a parrot on your shoulder is not allowed.

white16sox 19

Friday 15 June 2012 15:22

So, you got bitch slapped by a parrot?

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Kaylers02 1

Saturday 16 June 2012 4:22

You're an idiot.

Kidkaplan 19

Saturday 16 June 2012 4:27

Last time i checked parrots like trees

sleet7 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 7:32

Is the parrot okay?

ma77 9

Saturday 16 June 2012 9:25

You idiot. You could have crashed into someone else. Lucky it was only a tree.

xela96 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 10:23

Ur dumb...ydi op

lizardninja 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 10:31

The parrot was flapping because it saw the tree. FYL OP. FYL indeed.

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Saturday 16 June 2012 11:33

*shudder* trees are scary, OK? D: even now, they watch me, swaying evilly toward my window!

banan001 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 11:18

Ummmm yeah stupid move!! who would let a bird uncaged in a moving vehicle? hope ur insurance doesn't cover u

Hurrikhan 12

Saturday 16 June 2012 12:49

**** the tree's life

brandonjd25 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 16:46

Just be glad it wasn't a car or a person. Hopefully dumbass lesson learned so you never turn into a murderer...

Orcina1 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:08

Yeah was the parrot ok?!? Poor little thing...

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