By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML
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donkey79 0

Unless you are a pirate then driving with a parrot on your shoulder is not allowed.

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white16sox 19

So, you got bitch slapped by a parrot?

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zach5tay 2

Only in California.

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sharod101 5

Hope you got a fine too, could've killed someone over your stupidity.

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pinkpixie06 11

That was not only dangerous for you and your parrot but also for other drivers! You're lucky you only hit a tree!

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xx000o 27

Chances are the bird already knew what was said, probably taught itself some new words.

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The_Big_Boss 20

I cannot emphasize just how stupid you are

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arodrks13 4

now you have a vet bill and a repair bill to pay.

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zakkcarter 7

If you took deivers ed class im pretty sure they didnt teach you drive with animals on your lap or shoulder. Your an idiot op.

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AzzieC 12

Who is stupid enough to let a parrot out of it's cage.... IN THE CAR

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Shadomasta 5

Cripplecripplecripplecripplecripplecripplecripplecripplecripple Parrot: CRIPPLE! OP: Damnit, 15

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firefighterjohn 9

it was probably your driving that scared it

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