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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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bittersweets 2

Friday 30 October 2009 1:37

Since when does talking on a cellphone look cool? YDI!

perdix 29

Friday 30 October 2009 1:38

Picking your nose would have looked cooler -- because it's not illegal.

Comments

FarSide 22

Friday 30 October 2009 3:47

If you want to appeal to me AND look cool... "Get in the damn kitchen and cook me some dinner, bitch".

a1mostevi1 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:58

women have caused fatal car crashes also.

rinrinn22 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:59

girl, dont worry everytime i walk by the guy i like idk what to do so i pull out my cell and pretent to be texting sad i know

thane321 0

Friday 30 October 2009 16:50

you don't know what to do when you're walking past?? you're just walking; noone thinks: "hey! look someone walking, what a loser" the same for driving why do you need to be on the phone whilst driving? anyway, who looks for a date whilst driving?

imreallyfucked 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:59

Females who talk on cell phones don't look "cool", they look too distracted to want to converse with a cute male. If someone sees you on a cell phone, it is polite to not interrupt. The cell phone usage works against you.

teiso_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:00

Why would talking on a cell phone make you look cool?

Crapsickle 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:01

But at least you hooked up with him from your coolness though, right? no, no you didnt...

guitardedman 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:06

you realize that when guys see women on cell phones driving, it just re-affirms stereotypes and does nothing to make you look any more attractive.

noshitsherlock 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:10

YOU DESERVE IT FOR BEING SO FREAKIN STUPID. HOW is that "cool"? You're such a loser.

Zvonimiria 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:10

Here's a hint: Being cool is very much like being sexy. As soon as you try for either, you aren't. Trying to be cool is just lame. Trying to be sexy is just pathetic. The only thing worth being is real.