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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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bittersweets 2

Friday 30 October 2009 1:37

Since when does talking on a cellphone look cool? YDI!

perdix 29

Friday 30 October 2009 1:38

Picking your nose would have looked cooler -- because it's not illegal.

Comments

PhillyFox 0

Friday 30 October 2009 15:19

How is talking on a cellphone while you're driving cool? Most people just get annoyed with assholes who'd rather talk on the phone instead of drive decently.

tropicthunder 3

Friday 30 October 2009 15:25

LAWL

willowflame13 0

Friday 30 October 2009 15:36

honestly, talking on a cell phone doesnt make anyone look cool. specially when its fake, because anyone with a brain can tell youre faking it.

Lolrus 0

Friday 30 October 2009 16:36

Wow. Your a douche.

kitten1323 19

Friday 30 October 2009 17:13

People like you are the reason theres a "you totally deserved it" button. Ydi for being a bitch

NokeyPlc 1

Friday 30 October 2009 17:52

http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/search?term=Grammar+Nazi I think I win, I particularly enjoy the one about the PhD student and average teenager

amazingkate 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:33

never have i heard anything so stupid. unless this guy has a fetish for cell phones.

MLSxxox 3

Friday 30 October 2009 18:39

you... are... a... idiot...

Smiley24 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:59

Wow... FYI It is my personal opinion that no one thinks anyone is cool when they talk on the phone whilst driving. I'm sure the majority of people on the road next to you and even that hot "boy" thought oh crap that chick is on the phone and she won't be paying attention to where she is going now I'm going to have to make sure she doesn't drive like an idiot and hit me...

rockstarK9 0

Friday 30 October 2009 19:28

YDI, it's the ******* law, for starters. Seconds, how the **** does talking on a phone make you look cool? If anything, it would make you look like a stupid bitch begging for a ticket. Oh wait. . .