Transportation: Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By Ticketshame - 08/05/2019 08:00

Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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Friday 30 October 2009 1:37

Since when does talking on a cellphone look cool? YDI!

perdix 29

Friday 30 October 2009 1:38

Picking your nose would have looked cooler -- because it's not illegal.

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bdabasketball 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:37

yeah FIRST

bdabasketball 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:39

first!!!!!!

956TXking 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:41

YDI for driving.... you should be in the kitchen.

srgntawesome 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:44

I ******* hate fags who write down actions( verbs and other shit).

jonny2x4 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:47

You could have pinched your nipples. That would definitely get his attention. It would also help if you're hot. Well, are you?

srgntawesome 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:48

Great, first they are doctors, and now this?!?!?! They can drive?!?!?! Just kidding. Im not sexist and have nothing against the homosexual community

alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:49

GAHD THIS FML IS A WASTE OF SPACE! get this stupid sh!t off here!

BannedDistress78 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:50

YDI.....,everybody knows you rock your head back and forth pretending like you're listening to something cool, when you wanna look cool in your car

why_me725 0

Friday 30 October 2009 5:25

Lmfao I love your responses Kidd

Einstein714 0

Friday 30 October 2009 5:29

idiot

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