Transportation: Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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bittersweets 2

Friday 30 October 2009 1:37

Since when does talking on a cellphone look cool? YDI!

perdix 29

Friday 30 October 2009 1:38

Picking your nose would have looked cooler -- because it's not illegal.

Comments

Djoooiz 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:01

YDI. What is cool about that anyways?

giratina16 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:38

YDI. You should think with your head not with your fanny.

youthink_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 12:56

talking on the cell while driving doesn't make you look cool. it makes you look like a self-centered yapper.

testing_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 13:16

OMG SO COOL TALKING ON A CELL PHONE!!!!!!!1!!!111!!!11

Paneity 0

Friday 30 October 2009 13:26

You know what would have been cool? Anything but pretending to talk on your phone. Would it have been so hard for you to smile at him?

o76923 8

Friday 30 October 2009 13:27

If you wanted his attention, flash him and write your number on his chest.

ultraslick 0

Friday 30 October 2009 13:31

As a guy, i have to say, seeing a girl talk on her cellphone in the car is the COOLEST THING EVER!!!!!!

kraut49 0

Friday 30 October 2009 13:54

you DO NOT look cool using your cell phone while driving. I hate people who use their cell phones and drive at the same time. you should have gotten your license revoked. YDI for being an idiot and thinking that makes you look cooler. let me guess you're blonde?

Jefe_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 14:34

Godwin's law fail. You lose.

theblazian 0

Friday 30 October 2009 14:52

Wow.... you have a cellphone? So lucky.... so cool..... so sexy..... I don't know anyone who has a cell phone AND talks on it... you must be pretty important....