Transportation: Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 70 686

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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You deserved it 28 529

By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 165

You deserved it 17 612

By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 91 180

By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 632

You deserved it 30 521

By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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You deserved it 3 839

By Ticketshame - 08/05/2019 08:00

Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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You deserved it 2 266

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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You deserved it 82 837

Detained

By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 241

You deserved it 13 261

bittersweets 2

Friday 30 October 2009 1:37

Since when does talking on a cellphone look cool? YDI!

perdix 29

Friday 30 October 2009 1:38

Picking your nose would have looked cooler -- because it's not illegal.

Comments

onyxindigo 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:30

What the hell is co-zero-ol ? Please learn to spell :)

theonlyknownlink 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:31

Since when is talking on your phone attractive? Lol and #29 your comment made me LOL so hard. XD

jensenr88 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:48

I wish you would have gotten in an accident instead. your an idiot

nypd613 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:50

ok how the **** does talking on a cell phone make you look cool?? this is the 21st century, bitch, cell phones stopped being "cool" a few years after it was invented! though the iPhone is still cool and will be for as long as I own one ;P

saunder 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:18

why do you think thats cool in any way?

protwtf 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:43

YDI for not showing some ass and tities....

Asstazztic 8

Friday 30 October 2009 9:51

agree with protwtf... I'd definitely hit u up if u made me feel comfortable ;)

NokeyPlc 1

Friday 30 October 2009 10:52

Everyone above, stop being grammar Nazis. Just because something doesn't follow convention doesn't mean it is any less correct than any of you. We all know what he meant to say because of its context and follow up sentence: any pedantic drivel, regarding rules on sentences, is unnecessary and foolish on your part, you are not allowing language to progress and evolve.

StrickenNerve 0

Friday 30 October 2009 11:13

You ******* deserved it, idiot. Why do you think using the phone while driving is cool? Because it's forbidden? Idiot idiot idiot!

lifeinhd 3

Friday 30 October 2009 11:15

Lol, the other day, I was playing my music and dancing quite a bit at the stoplight, then I look to my left and see two hot girls staring at me from the next car over. But it's okay, I don't have to try to look cool, I drive a stick ;)