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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By Ticketshame - 08/05/2019 08:00

Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2015 10:33 - Australia - Maddington

Today, I got pulled over for speaking on my phone. I accepted the fine because I was too ashamed to tell the cute officer that I was actually trying to pop a huge pimple on my cheek. FML

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bittersweets 2

Friday 30 October 2009 1:37

Since when does talking on a cellphone look cool? YDI!

perdix 29

Friday 30 October 2009 1:38

Picking your nose would have looked cooler -- because it's not illegal.

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Friday 30 October 2009 5:32

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Ninjaface 0

Friday 30 October 2009 5:33

You know what would have looked even cooler? If you had punched the cop and got shot/tased.

MiniatureMayhem 0

Friday 30 October 2009 5:38

Since when does talking on your phone = cool?

Witchcraft_fml 4

Friday 30 October 2009 5:41

I only pretend to be talking into my cellular phone when I'm singing in the car and don't want to look dumb at stop lights! Maybe if you sing softly in his ear, the cute boy will pay your ticket for you! If that doesn't work, burst into hysterical tears!

todd1 0

Friday 30 October 2009 5:47

So THAT'S what it means when I see a cute girl talking on her cell phone and doing 80 in a 60. I thought they were just being reckless. In other news, how is ignoring him going to let him know you're into him? Why not smile/wave?

JRSpaniel 0

Friday 30 October 2009 5:48

"To try and look cool," Stopped reading there. YDI.

Alternate 0

Friday 30 October 2009 6:18

The part I really dont get is how is driving while on the phone "cool"? I hate morons who are on the road, not paying attention while yapping stupidly on their phones. If I were a cute guy (hey, who says I'm not), I would probably think you're an idiot.

katieisfantab 0

Friday 30 October 2009 6:22

Mixed construction. It almost makes me want to cry. Revise a comment before it is posted. Especially one directed toward critizism. As far as the OP, I understand that you perhaps got nervous and your judgement wasn't the best. Next time, wave or something. That's not illegal. It also won't make you look stupid. Unfortunately, YDI.