Transportation: Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into...

By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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You deserved it 3 839

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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You deserved it 4 256

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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You deserved it 2 266

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 70 686

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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You deserved it 28 529

By A.K. - 27/05/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

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You deserved it 21 105

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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You deserved it 6 021

By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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You deserved it 11 954

heavenandhell 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:01

what a dick

DanceRox9008 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:04

you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.

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Tomwentinsane 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:08

You see it's stupid crap like this that makes me want to quit reading FML's cuz this is entirely made up bullcrap. A cop wouldn't dare cite you for something you could surely fight and get him in trouble for. I often read stuff that I doubt is true, it's just bullcrap somebody makes up so they can feel better about themselves for getting it posted and they can tell all their friend to look what they posted! This is stupid. in every way. This FML is so fake.

flyingpoo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:21

Wow, someone obviously haven't been out in the real world much/at all. Officer Offers a Pack of Cigarettes and a Soda for Oral Sex http://www.theindychannel.com/news/20547069/detail.html Read this, it might spark some interest. Btw, anything is possible and you never know what crazy crap that can and will happen daily so please shut up. Moron.

catriona_cd 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 11:33

Officer Offers a Pack of Cigarettes and a Soda for Oral Sex???/ i thought that was only done by catholic priests :|

definatelywierd 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:11

ah corruption on the force. makes my day :)

kei_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:21

unreasonable

blondegirl_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:24

Take him to court, and get a jury trial if you can. Cops have dashboard cameras and they wear microphones Everything said in and outside of the car is recorded.

MrJentipede 2

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:26

My attorney would eat this man alive.

Suekoff16 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 7:32

Cops are never at fault for an accident. Since it is a federal vehicle even if they hit you because they aren't paying attention you are at fault. Definitely FYL because thats one instance of an innocent person getting screwed over.