Transportation: Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into...

By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By AE86Turbo - 03/05/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

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By A.K. - 27/05/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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heavenandhell 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:01

what a dick

DanceRox9008 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:04

you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.

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ClumsyJason 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:42

LOOL, tell the court that if he can talk on cell while driving then you should too. Sue his muthafucking ass and get him fired (Y) Cops show great examples huh? :P

eroth111 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:44

apeal the hell out of that ticket. its well worth the trouble in district court. You dont deserve to pay a cent of that ticket.

Nightmare1 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:52

lol that sucks

XRiseToFallAgain 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:53

Take the prick to court and sue him until lawyers can open their mouths.

racheygurll 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:54

that effing jerk!! u betur sue his ass off gurl!

Aries327 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:56

If she was in the kitchen it would not have happened. further more if god did'nt intened for woman to be in the kitchen then why were they made with milk and eggs.... :) I dont care who you are that ***** funny.

tangothis 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:01

Take him to court and appeal the hell out of that. And most of the people calling fake on this one are naive to believe that "OMG THEY'RE COPS, THEY WOULD NEVER DO THAT". Where the **** in Hidden Valley do you live? There are an insane amount of corrupt cops.

Aries327 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:02

allmost every cop I have ever met has been dirty. you have all f@#*ed up one time or another and if not then your just new I give you a few more years (tops) till you turn. PS prove me wrong.... PLEASE!

letitbe56 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:11

I have to counter this and say that almost every cop I've encountered has been upstanding and good at his job. But yes, running into the arrogant ones who are on a perpetual power trip is no fun.

lordmoe 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:05

Take the ticket to the police station and bitch at his boss.

Lehk 9

Thursday 27 August 2009 5:10

make a huge stink about this. write letters to the govorner, to the police comissioner, to the mayor, to the newspaper. if you turn up the heat enough this d-bag will lose his job and you will probably get a nice settlement from the department.