By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Alcohol giveth, and alcohol taketh away.

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DocBastard 38

As soon as I saw "drunk at a party", I hit YDI. If you can't control yourself to the point where you let loose at the mouth and then make out with random people, you shouldn't be drinking. Who knows what your alcohol-saturated brain will allow you to do next.

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Enslaved 36

"If you can't be with the one you love, honey Love the one you're with"

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olpally 32

Which would be his right hand after last night. :) haha. Good song reference btw ;)

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CrookedCook 14

Know your limit. You can still have fun being drunk without being completely messed up.

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Kiki242 19

Blame it on the alcohol? Or the person consuming the alcohol?

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sisco2901 20

Well, look at the bright side - your crush might have sent you to hell and you just got yourself a prompt replacement... Wait, did I say 'might'? ****, you were too drunk to remember that.

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seamus87 4

That's ok mate . Bitches can't be told, so they need to be shown. Don't feel bad. If she doesn't accept the player in you, then you're better off without her

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WrongRomance 11

Bitches and players.. You must be a gangster. Australian, too?

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ksuth 25

I laughed so hard at this comment, I don't even have a word to explain it... Bet you get ALL the ladies....

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sisco2901 20

By saying this you'd told all the bitches what a player you are, smooth, really. Oh and which one of your bad-arse cheeks should I kiss, maybe you should show that as well in your profile.

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bwzwally8 15

You dumb idiot you just ruined your chance with her.

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cchan034 23

Op probably got denied when he was drunk so he went and got himself a smooch from the next person that came along

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olpally 32

Way to go, genius! You should have confessed your love to her being sober. Being drunk is not the best way and it makes you look like a fool now because you actually made out with someone else. YDI dumb ass.

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lambda_fml 40

"I love you baby but let me go make out with that hawti. BRB"

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