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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Alcohol giveth, and alcohol taketh away.

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DocBastard 38

As soon as I saw "drunk at a party", I hit YDI. If you can't control yourself to the point where you let loose at the mouth and then make out with random people, you shouldn't be drinking. Who knows what your alcohol-saturated brain will allow you to do next.

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spikekutter 9

dont worry, if she could actually understand you confessing to her while your drunk then that probably means that she was drunk too so she probably doesnt remember everything that went down so if she does i would apologize and try confessing again..

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taka805 10

Me and my boys have a saying, "handle your s#!t"... Sounds like you didn't.

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afropuffjake 9

If she said she didn't like you or the two girls were wearing similar outfits then I understand (somewhat) Otherwise YDI.

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buckdharma 37

Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a Sprite cause Sprite is tasty, and it helped me to invent... my life

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dan_in_wi 12

sounds like your confession failed miserably. nice work on the rebound

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kemando 22

"oh, woe is me, I made out with a girl". Suck it up...

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butterflyz1961 2

That's ok. You get a free pass on this one because you were drunk.

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SillyGirl4602 23

I don't think being drunk is an excuse for anything.

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S4ssyK4t 18

Obviously didn't love the first girl as much as you thought then, hey?

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