By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Alcohol giveth, and alcohol taketh away.

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DocBastard 38

As soon as I saw "drunk at a party", I hit YDI. If you can't control yourself to the point where you let loose at the mouth and then make out with random people, you shouldn't be drinking. Who knows what your alcohol-saturated brain will allow you to do next.

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U_GotitDude 18

Sounds like a personal problem

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seandoc 13

YDI. Alcohol can really make you do some crazy things. Who knew what you would do next?

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JesseJimenez 4

We all do stupid stuff when drunk

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mikechek 3

I've done something like this the crush told my friends that I should never talk to her again but life goes on

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qmdavis1 1

oddly enough the same thing happened to me last night

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SmittyJA24 26

Real men do not "crush"; they chase pussy.

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jem970 19

Wow... that was disgusting. Do you only view women as walking sex toys?

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onorexveritas 23

that convinced her

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KiddNYC1O 20

Stupid drunk! Yeah, that's it.

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