Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something...

By empress gleskizor the third of glarkon - 18/04/2016 18:12 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I was eating an onion bagel and bit down on something hard. At first I thought was a really hard piece of onion. The "onion" turned out to be a tooth, and it wasn't one of mine. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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Masterchef 2020

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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Unfortunate

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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Pizza mystery

By Pick out the picks - 24/09/2022 15:30 - United States

Today, I picked out a toothpick from a pizza. This is not the first time I've had to do this. It is also not the first time that I didn't see it until less than a second before I bit down on the piece with the toothpick embedded in it. Looks like there's a toothpick assassin on the loose. FML

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Jaws

By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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By Corn-ed-Teeth - 30/04/2019 18:00

Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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tigerisabelle 31

Tuesday 19 April 2016 7:42

I hate to be an American stereotype, but I would sue. That shit's nasty and dangerous

teacupofsunshine 29

Tuesday 19 April 2016 7:40

Put it under your pillow and trick the tooth fairy! super gross though. I just hate the feeling of biting on something unexpectingly hard.

Comments

fushengyuan 20

Tuesday 19 April 2016 9:00

It would fyl more if its yours?

cantfixme36 28

Wednesday 20 April 2016 23:19

Is it really worse to you to lose a tooth than to find a stranger's tooth in your mouth/food?

deepan_dsouza 12

Tuesday 19 April 2016 9:39

remember Life of Pi? he finds a tooth of a dead soldier in a flower.

hardcorepunk87 18

Tuesday 19 April 2016 9:58

Reading this made me cringe :$

winecrab 7

Tuesday 19 April 2016 10:22

Some bagels/bread have some really hard seeds that look/feel like a piece of tooth. If it was an actual tooth contact the company. They're not going to want you to sue so I'm sure they'd be willing to give you a settlement. I've always wanted something like this to happen to me.

IWillEatYouAlive 16

Tuesday 19 April 2016 10:33

Oh, god, that's gross

sunflower_seal 17

Tuesday 19 April 2016 10:40

That's disgusting. Unsanitary and really what the **** worthy. Notify the health inspectors , hopefully you can save an innocent victim before it's too late

Kitouran 30

Tuesday 19 April 2016 13:25

While she definitely should tell someone of authority, you make it sound like she caught some new disease and is dying a slow, painful death.

TabooSushi 24

Tuesday 19 April 2016 10:51

Oh ew. I hope you saved the tooth for evidence and notified the shop AND health inspectors for your city. That's so nasty. I would have immediately barfed.