Intimacy: Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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By whatashame - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

lawl. pubechip.

mama2b3 20

Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!

Comments

pingpongpickle 8

Friday 25 June 2010 9:28

I'm from Arizona too.

OwNowBrownCow 0

Friday 25 June 2010 10:13

so am I!

pingpongpickle 8

Friday 25 June 2010 10:15

TrollFeeder 10

Friday 25 June 2010 19:12

that sucks for you guys. i would be dead in California than alive in Arizona. and no I'm not Mexican.

goonie85 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 2:40

St. Louis! Yeah! No? No one? Can't blame you. It's humid as **** here all summer and sometimes into the fall. I've also seen it snow in May. Our weather is ******. Go Cardinals!