Intimacy: Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

lawl. pubechip.

mama2b3 20

Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!

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JustJarrick 0

Friday 25 June 2010 10:25

Ewwww! that's ******* disgusting!

the_Flirt 0

Friday 25 June 2010 10:26

ya I won't wax

FFML_314 11

Friday 25 June 2010 10:26

You're missing out. You can create fun shapes

the_Flirt 0

Friday 25 June 2010 10:34

haha ok I'll remebr that

mishxx 0

Friday 25 June 2010 10:54

do old dudes even shave? haha

gennarawr 0

Friday 25 June 2010 11:06

girls have their opinions just like guys. o:

superbadd 0

Friday 25 June 2010 12:00

ikr

lololol247 0

Friday 25 June 2010 13:22

Lol... you say girls. I'm careful around the so-called "girls" on here.

the_Flirt 0

Friday 25 June 2010 11:22

^_^

TaNmKm 0

Friday 25 June 2010 11:24

Wow I don't see how people voted saying you deserved that..

melpo 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 4:58

I personally voted FYL but I can see going the other way. how the hell did s/he not notice dad was scratching his balls in between grabbing chips?

clockworkrainbow 3

Friday 25 June 2010 11:27

Sounds tasty.. No, not really. FYL... Pube chips. I shudder at the thought.

_JazziCakes_ 0

Friday 25 June 2010 11:52

lmao eeewww fyl

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