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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

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Haute cuisine

By youwouldbeacat - 28/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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Relax

By Anonymous - 05/03/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I was craving some comfort food, so I grabbed a bag of nachos from the cupboard and sat down to binge-watch Netflix. As I opened the bag, the chips exploded everywhere, spilling all over the couch, and floor. I spent the next half hour picking up crumbs while my dog and cats happily ate the scraps. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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The betrayal

By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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I'm tired

By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must've been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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xolotl 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:45

if you really consider this a FML, i envy your life.

smexybeast88 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 21:25

how old were they??!!??:0 were u letting them drink beer underaged?!!?? :o

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MEGAJOSH 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:27

damn kids!! I HATE them! they are all menaces.

Mr_Kennedy 4

Friday 27 March 2009 20:03

How old is your niece? She seems like she would be old enough to know better.

Vivelle 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:16

LOL! haha! thats so awesome :P I think thats her way of being nice to you! MAKING EM SOGGY !!! YUM XD! I would've bit her!, and sucked on some chips myself :P

athao 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 13:17

i believe all kids do that if they"re young enough>

24788 6

Monday 4 May 2009 11:14

lol, kids tend to do odd things.

eschulz 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:30

aww thats kinda cute and disgusting at the same time

FlatBaby 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:08

Lol, yah... That is EXACLY what kids do -- That kid is not the only one XDD

wesaysummer 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 3:33

hahaha. i did that when i was little.

Blue33_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:27

My little brother used to do that with food. That's why I always kept the bag and gave him his own little pile on a paper towl.

amh19 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 6:42

I can't help but laugh every time I read this post. Just imaging the situation as it happened, cracks me up every time. Nonetheless, this is my favourite post by far.