Kids: Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started...

By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML

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Haute cuisine

By youwouldbeacat - 28/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

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The betrayal

By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By lizzard0416 - 30/11/2012 03:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

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xolotl 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:45

if you really consider this a FML, i envy your life.

smexybeast88 1

Wednesday 24 August 2011 21:25

how old were they??!!??:0 were u letting them drink beer underaged?!!?? :o

Comments

Bubs_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:46

While not entirely FML worthy, you should teach that kid some damn manners, that's disgusting.

Nate_87 0

Monday 2 March 2009 4:38

Exact same reason I can no longer eat cheese puffs. Except it was my cousin, who was 5, and me 8.

youareindeepshit 0

Monday 2 March 2009 5:38

This is why I love children.

thinkpink 0

Monday 2 March 2009 7:26

#21 My connotation of gay was meaning stupid. Not actually homosexual. I do not care to be politically correct. Also, you have no sense of humor.

jebby011 0

Monday 5 April 2010 2:54

ur hot

dancer050 0

Friday 8 July 2011 9:04

Go cyclones!!!!

0___0 9

Monday 2 March 2009 7:47

lol I used to do that >_>

allie2590 31

Monday 2 March 2009 19:46

Haha that's disgusting. I admit I do it, but only when I've got a bag of chips to myself.

Hullaballoo 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:18

This is why I hate children. Gay is not the same as stupid. And it doesn't matter how you mean it; it's still offensive.

12341234 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 17:13

Hahahaaahaaahahahahahhaaahahaaaa! Hahaaaa! lol tat is hilarious. I remeber the good old days where I used to suck sakatas in the car and then fling the now soggy pieces out of my car window.

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 7:11

eww the kid i babysit does that, i never share food with little kids :)

SilverBallet 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:35

No, #8, give them a bowl and *you* keep the bag for yourself. That way, if the chips don't get finished, you can just close the bag, put it back, and then throw the chips from the bowl (which, by this point, would be soggy) away. That's a pretty funny story, though. Trust a kid to ignore common decorum and do what we all secretly (or not) want to do.