By Noca - 23/03/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML
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Tehalon 0

You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant. Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...

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CrimsonKnight 0

It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.

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Caustic 0

You would kick a dog? Get out.

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johnnythreetears 2

PETA freak, go hug a tree or something, I would kick a dog if it bit me! SELF DEFENSE. so do you believe you can defend yourself in a human attack but not a dog attack?

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xDex_ 3

because shes scared of dogs...

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xDex_ 3

because shes scared of dogs...

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JayDubbs 0

#11, if a dog attacked you, would you just let it keep on attacking?

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Chasted 0

I don't know about you guys but if anyone bit me without my consent I would be pissed off, no matter who or what it is... Kids fault for biting her, not the woman's (Or the parents fault for not enforcing the fact that "Biting anything apart from your food is VERY BAD)

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FPsLife 5

Kid had it coming for biting you, but it'd be nice if you could keep some track of a 5-year-old who was sitting at your table. Wonder how many of your kids you'll lose.

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dreamweaver1227 11

Wasn't just OP at the table. There was the kid's brother and their parents.

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Dannie1308 11

its not her child to keep track of. the parents should have kept track of her.

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star_ver 0

Why would there be a dog under your table in a high-end restaurant? You're an idiot.

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BagelPower 0

17- She probably panicked and thought the worst possible scenario.

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paigexox0 37

If something bit you under the table what would you think it was, im curious? I sure as hell wouldnt assume it to be human

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Root123 0

Why would there be a dog at a high-end restaurant. Think about it next time.

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i8u4mylunchbreak 0

why the hell would a DOG be in a restaraunt? your a dumbass, go get a life, and stop beating on little girls

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cstevanus 4

maybe it was an outside restaurant? probly not, but its a possibility. and i would guess since she said she's terrified (phobia) that it really wasnt her fault. phobias cause such things. and she wasn't 'beating on little girls', the girl bit her and she kicked. thats called instinct. the kids fault for biting her. so why don't you get a life and stop being such a douche.

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ScottyD620 0

I agree with kicking the shit out of the kid.. The kid deserved it for biting her. And seriously, if you get bit on the leg isn't your general reflux to kick? I sure as **** would

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