Kids: Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end...

By Noca - 23/03/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, I was eating with my boyfriend and his family at a high-end restaurant when, suddenly, I screamed, thinking a dog had just bitten my leg. I am terrified of dogs. I kicked my under-the-table assailant as hard as I could. It was my boyfriend's adorable five-year-old sister. FML

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Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By bitten - 15/05/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML

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By Dead Inside - 03/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Elkhart

Today, the family dog was in the garbage and wouldn't stop eating. He is a large dog, and I had to put my arms around him and pull him out of the trash can. Well, he bit me so hard I was bleeding. My whole family is siding with the dog and saying it was my fault for not letting him eat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By BIZZMAL - 05/01/2011 02:44 - United States

Today, I was out running. All of a sudden I saw a dog come towards me, I thought it was going to attack me and I screamed like a girl in front of everyone. It was a puppy wanting to play. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

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Tehalon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:37

You did a good job, kids should know its not polite to play under the table in a high-end restaurant. Do wonder why you would think a dog is walking around in a high-end restaurant...

CrimsonKnight 0

Monday 23 March 2009 9:44

It'll teach her not to bite peoples legs or to crawl under tables when your out eating. It'll save her parents trying to teach her.

Comments

obscureabyss867 0

Monday 23 March 2009 11:03

I agree w/ # 20. It's not like the OP wanted to hurt the dog/kid/whatever was biting her, it was probably more of an instant reflex to get whatever was biting her away. Besides the kid deserved it.

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 23 March 2009 11:14

little children are a pest

nebjamin69 0

Monday 23 March 2009 11:15

If she's "terrified" than it's a phobia, or close enough to it phobias are just *irrational* fears...means we act irrationally...and that might include reflexs ...like kicking the dumbass kid under a table gnawing on peoples legs

annacs 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:01

yeah it might be a reflex but still...you are a dumbass for thinking a dog was in a restaurant.

xqme 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:05

why would there be dogs in a "high end restaurant"? hope the 5 year old's okay..

Jimboom 11

Monday 23 March 2009 12:08

Ha ha! Kid deserved it.. Though you should have noticed a kid under your table.

bretagneluv 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:09

Dump your boyfriend. He was raised by idiot parents who cant keep their kid out from under the table in a nice restaurant, much less keep their kid from biting you.

ilikepie789 0

Monday 5 April 2010 6:38

calm down its not the boyfriends fault retard

EmilyMarie 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:09

Who takes a five year old to a high end restaurant anyway? Maybe if they're well-behaved but if they're going around biting people's legs... ack.

dave2001soa 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:15

#16, it's not her kid, the parents (and brother) of the kid were right there at the table, it's not her responsibility to keep track of the kid. Why would a dog be under the table at a high-end restaurant? I don't know, why would somebody suddenly get their leg bitten while sitting at a high-end restaurant. Come on people, think before you make comments.